THIS JUST IN...
Absolute mad lad Kim Kardashian posts throwback photo on a Saturday.
Back in 2016, Kim K mysteriously uploaded an IG post with the caption “Tape Trick #2008”.
It currently sits at over 2.5m likes, while I sit here shoveling 2.5m garlic breads in my mouth.
Kim isn't using our awesome tape...
(Probably because it didn't exist in 2008)
She also appears to be in some sort of dressing room...
(I deduced this from the clothes hanging in the background)
Years pass, the mysterious photo fades from the memories of most.
That is until an entire 2 years later, when Kim decided to throw caution to the wind… And post...
Reactions of the public where a mixture of shock, pleasure, excitement, and overall, blissful ignorance.
But why pass up the chance to recycle good content when you find your fave pic in better quality?
(Not me, I shamelessly recycle jokes too)
September 2019 Update: Kim recently deleted the post shown in the above... Lucky we screenshot EVERYTHING. 😜
And a little more zoomed out.
(Which, by the way, basically confirms—without doubt—my earlier speculation.)
However, by 2018, Kim’s sharpened business-mind (or new social media intern) made better use of her caption and promoted a recent post on her app.
Kim Kardashian shared more than a few knowledge bombs to share in the post:
"I definitely had to share my tape secret with you guys!! It's my secret trick to have perfect cleavage in photos. You tape them up so they are super lifted. It takes a little work but trust me it's all worth it LOL. I've used everything from duct tape to packing tape to masking tape and I think that the best I found is gaffer's tape. It sticks the best! Make sure you don't have any lotion or oils on when you're lifting your boobs up with the tape."
Great tips, but we’ve got one of our own for Kim herself LOL.
Kim ended the post with a word of warning:
"Just brace yourself for when it's time to take it off LOL."
If you’re reading this Kim (I LOVE YOU AND) brace yourself no more…